- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Dumb

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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