What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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I work at jcpenny

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I just drank a cola.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Dumb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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