- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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