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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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I had friends on the Death Star.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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