Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Womens rights

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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all your base are belong to mark

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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hi

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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