- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

ugh good riddance

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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