I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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I just drank a cola.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Dumb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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I work at jcpenny

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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