Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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