- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Apple juice.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

soccer

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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