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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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