How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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pauls tuck

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Gay's

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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chuck norris

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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