- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you love me? No.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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