- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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