what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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