- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Bean.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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