A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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knock knock come in!

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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