why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

I like your hair

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Take wrong turns

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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