Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Your future.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Women's rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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4-4-2

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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