- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Joke.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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