- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Santa isn't real

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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