- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

whats 69+2? 71

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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