What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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your mom

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Vagina.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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