Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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