- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Obamacare

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Nice belt.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??