What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

women's rights.

I've got a dig bick

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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