Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Obamacare

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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