- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A blonde walked into a bar.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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