A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

more chocolate?

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why dont they make black forks

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

good one jess !!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

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