What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Wanker

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A Pakistani news reader.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

whats white and sticky glue

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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