what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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I have a gay camel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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This statement is false.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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