- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the dog eat poop?

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