- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

I woke up today

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Jewwy Jewstein

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Your future.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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