- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

bees knees

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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