Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

guess what chicken butt

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Three black men were walking...

Are you a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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