Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

every knight i see an owl at window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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