- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I have aids

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock Come in.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Obamacare

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Women Sports.

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