Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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women's rights.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Refrigerator

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I have a gay camel

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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