My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Muslim athletes.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Im batman...suck it losers

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Anti Joke

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