- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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