If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Christianity

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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