Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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eden stop

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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