- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock ...

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

women's rights

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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