Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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