A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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where's mom I killed her

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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knock knock whos their a person

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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