What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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everybody loves raymond

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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