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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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