- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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