- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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