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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

girls basketball

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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