Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Winter

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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world peace

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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