Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

You and your parents are going to die today

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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