what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A ginger was with his friends

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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