Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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