How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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everyone dislike this

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What comes after 69? 70

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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cancer

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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This sentence is a lie.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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