- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

im a dragon, no im not

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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