What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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MAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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