- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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