- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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