- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Moo! I'm a goat!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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