- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Moo! I'm a goat!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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