What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

you lose.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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