Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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tims sty:)

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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The NBA and womens sports

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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