Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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