Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mother is average.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

a seal walks into a club.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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