So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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