What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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