- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Get off my porch.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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