- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is white and long? A New York winter

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