Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How do you make a car? You build it.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Vagina cream... end of story

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