- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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