Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did the fish say after he

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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