A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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