Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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