You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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A man buys a prius

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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potatoes

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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