Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Your face

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My dad

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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