What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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ur gay

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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People...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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