One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Women's Rights

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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