- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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