- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

wots brown and smells like shite shite

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

im not food

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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