Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Caca.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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