A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Oh s***

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

My kids are mistakes.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Your grandma's cookies.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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