- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

A: Knock Knock B: ...

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

SEX

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Without geometry life would be pointless

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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