How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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TIMMY

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Anti Joke

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