Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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