Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Chuck Norris.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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