- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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