- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

knock knock whose there? my penis.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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