What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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