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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Your sex life.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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