- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

black people

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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