Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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punchline below punchline above

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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