- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you suck

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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