- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

My Boyfriend

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Sex

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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