There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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