Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Cripples are lame.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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