- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Vagina.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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