- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

knock knock whos there? nobody

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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