- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

My parents died!

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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