- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What can make you pee? Liquid

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why? Why Not?

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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