What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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