- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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