Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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