- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

My Nan, that is all.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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